Tommy Tookalook
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
In-ya-window
He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
Tukaluk
Itookalook
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
A homeboyeur.
A degree in law.
Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.
The former is a band of cunning runts...
The back of her head.
A: A counter spy.
Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.
None of your f**king business.
asked every guy under 30.
Left behind
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
Because Intermediate value theorem
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
A Purrr-vert.
Bro, mine
Catch you later