Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

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What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

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What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk