Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Peep Jokes More Peep Jokes

What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.