What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.