What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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What do you get if you inject a baby goat with chimpanzee DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is a drug?

A drug is a substance which when injected into a guinea pig produces a scientific paper.