Orange is the new Black
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Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol
One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD
A tie.
They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.
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A: One but don't expect results.
Ribbit
All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.
On the second page of Google search results.
Buried in the third page of google search results.
He had a lot of cache.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
In a brief case.
In a morgue.
Wedding rings
What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word.
Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any
