What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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How many words can you type a minute?

ME: Probably all of them BOSS: What do you mean ME: Well, like for example, pickle

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.

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Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.