What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

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What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

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What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

How do you call the guy who immigrates to Saudi Arabia?

Wannabee Wahhabi.