What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!! :0

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

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What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia?

Haram bae

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother