What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son?

He had so much wax in his ears that he became a permanent contributor to Madame Tussaud's.

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?

Adobe.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.