Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?

Because it's all play.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.