Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

What's the difference between a gardener and a pimp?

A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A: A Yamahahaha

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

What does the snicker say to the other snicker?

DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.