Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.
Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
All of if its uncles are aunts!
Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
You Poke-r Face.