What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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What did Jay Z say when his friend died?

No Biggie.

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

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Why can't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

What do you call a corn cob on a track team?

A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend.

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

You poker face!

What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga?

I'm a really big fan.