What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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Whats in the middle of girl's leg ?

And the answer is, 'Knee'

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry?

Answer in comments.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.