What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

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What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

How can you tell that your dog just gave birth?

It is now a parent.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!