What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

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What did the ghost say during its planned act of terrorism?

Allaboo Akbar.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.