What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

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Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."