Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

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What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What weighs 15,000 pounds and is cursed with a sleeping spell?

Princess Aurorasaurus

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why doesn't Oedipus curse?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

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How do you foil a plan?

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Curses! Foil again!"

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How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

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The hospital ran all out of patience

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

How do you know if an Italian person is mute?

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What is bronze?

Read a book, you dummies.

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

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Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

How do cops get rid of flies?

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