Headline Jokes

What did the headlines read after the midget fortune-teller escaped from jail?

Small medium at large.

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Small Medium Jokes More Small Medium Jokes

What do you call a 5' 2" fortune teller that has escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Resist Jokes More Resist Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

Midget Fortune Teller Jokes More Midget Fortune Teller Jokes

What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.** (Hope this doesn't get posted often)

What do you call a midget fortune teller, who is wanted by the law?

A Small Medium at Large