Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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How did the Pianist play without fingers?

Not very well at all...

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."