What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

How did the Santa Lawn Ornament feel the day after Christmas?

He was de-lighted.

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!