What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

Whats baked every day and sells itself?

My sister.

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

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What was the first treacherous thing said?

Adam you gotta try this!

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!