Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's harder to pull out of than Iraq?

Bristol Palin.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say to the harp?

No, you're a lyre!

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.