Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Puppeteer Jokes More Puppeteer Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!