Because he "pulled a few strings"!
Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.
Bristol Palin.
You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.
It was framed.
No, you're a lyre!
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
He pulled some strings.
