What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.