What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!