What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.