What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

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What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

Why did the family not laugh at the Obstetrician's joke?

Because he screwed up the delivery...

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What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

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How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Why is he 50m from where he got shot?

Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns?

Plastic Italians.