How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

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What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

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What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.

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How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.