What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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Why did Prince Charles leave Windsor Castle and move to an alley?

Because: Camilla Parker Bowles.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.