What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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What happened when the man lost his suspenders?

He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Which sports team honors the true spirit of Thanksgiving?

The Redskins

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What's the best way to search a linen store?

Undercover.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.