What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?

Beacuse he was to "far out man".

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.