What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

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Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

Last Supper

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How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

What the hell is this?

Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

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What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!