Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

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What's Jesus' favorite car?

A Christler.

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered 'Going home!'

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What do you call an intense love of math?

Calculust.

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.