Crossfit Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

What do you call an exercise group run by Jesus Christ?

Crossfit.

How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog?

Deciding which to tell people first.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

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What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit

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What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

Why does jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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How did Jesus stay in such good shape?

Cross fit.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan?

When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is.

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."

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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

How do you spot the vegan at a party?

They'll tell you.

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.