What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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What's the difference between a wife and a dog?

The later you get home, the happier one is to see you

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

A: Oil of Ole'

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.