What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What do you call rich Mexicans?

The Juan percent.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

Why does our body absorb Strontium?

To make our bones stronger

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.