What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What functions worse than the US Government?

A Greek Bank.

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

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What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

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What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.