What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum?

A control freak.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.