Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.
To stop getting confused as feminists
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)
You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!
Go to a john mayer concert!
Set her tampon string on fire.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
They always worry about the worst case!
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
I heard that he was fully re-covered.
Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!
Anyone that goes near my wife!
To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.
