Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

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Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

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How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth