What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?

Out of the way !

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

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What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

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What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

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