Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

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Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.