Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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Caerphilly.

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Who is ISIL's favorite Star Wars character?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR! ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

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Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil