Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

Kurd Jokes More Kurd Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Isil Jokes More Isil Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

What is ISIL's favourite dessert?

Terrormisu

Yazidi Jokes More Yazidi Jokes

What do you call a naughty Yazidi child?

A little devil

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."