The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
Player: I finished it in three days !
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
Because they can't stop saving their work.
Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!
They want to catch the last goal-post !
