What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

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What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !