Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting?

Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Whats the only white thing about a black guy?

His owner.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Staff Jokes More Staff Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.