Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
you don't you go and grab him
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse
What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
A CAT-ASTROPHE!
The owner calls Triple Eh.
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
