Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

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Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

Whats the opposite of feminism?

Common sense

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

How do you address a Black Farmer?

Through his owner.

Staff Jokes More Staff Jokes

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.