What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.