What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Why do few black people have a PhD?

They have trouble getting past their masters.

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

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Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!