What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.