Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

Why do women love Jordan Spieth?

Because he came second.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack?

A Tut offensive.

What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis