Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

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Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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Why does it say TRD on that Toyota truck?

Because it's a turd!

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!