Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

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What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

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Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino