Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

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How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur