What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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Why are liars so lazy?

Because they are always lying in bed!

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.