Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)
Don't sleep long in it.
A condom
Turn off the lights.
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Gives the X Box back to grandkids
Game, *Set,* and match.
A: Pittsburg Steelers
He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.