When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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How Does a Woman Make a Man a Millionaire?

When he's a billionaire.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)