Kevin Hart Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Michael Schumacher Jokes More Michael Schumacher Jokes

What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him