Kevin Hart Jokes

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

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What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

8 Year Old Jokes More 8 Year Old Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.