Three, two to die and one to never get over it.
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When you're a billionaire.
When he's a billionaire.
You start as a billionaire
He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him
When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)
When you marry her as a billionaire.
Goes better with their eyes.
She was cross eyed.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
Mine was dead within 30 minutes (credit goes to my Grandma)
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
A Ranged Marriage
Nanking Donuts
Lord Of The Chinks
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
Lawsuits.
He wanted someone who understood and case.
Isaac Newton died a virgin
He read it in the Hobbituary.
They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman? To the bat cave!
