When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

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What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

a washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

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What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.