When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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Why can Owls turn there head 270 degrees?

Because they don't have wing mirrors.

How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin?

Jose can you see

What word that begins with "N" and ends with "R" do you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC