What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?

A stripey jumper !

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What made the insomniac so boring?

He just wasn't into resting.

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

Dyslexic Jokes More Dyslexic Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Agnostic Jokes More Agnostic Jokes

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.