Why can't zombies play the blues?

Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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A switch hitter.

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To the Dock

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He was hammered.

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Walkers

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Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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They've got no sole.

Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ?

Benjamin the blues !