Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

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Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Satisfy Jokes More Satisfy Jokes

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.