Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

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What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

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How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.