Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

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Where did the zombie go on his night out?

To the st club.

How does the Addidas executive work through the night?

Three lines

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.