Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What's a crackhead with no drugs?

Crack-a-lacking

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What do you call a shed full of black people?

Antique farm equipment

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!"

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did black people pick so much cotton?

Because we told them to.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?

They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!