Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

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Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

You can't tell it's in the dark

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

Why don't Raggedy Ann &amp Andy have any children?

Cotton balls

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.