How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

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Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

What did the dog use to make his kite?

Flypaper.

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Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.