Recycle Jokes

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

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How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

What do /r/jokes and the human centipede have in common?

They both recycle.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

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What's the most eco friendly subreddit?

r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.

Why is this joke bad for the environment?

Because it wasn't recycled.

What day is /r/Jokes favorite?

Earth Day, it's all about recycling!

Why are reddittors so environmentally friendly?

Because the recycle everything!

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles?

She's the only one with a blue box.

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How is /r/jokes like the green movement?

Reuse and Recycle

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

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What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

r/jokes

How can you spell too much with two letters?

XS (excess).

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Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Why didnt the illiterate man like my post on r/Jokes?

He's never Reddit.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Pop-cycle

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

Smurfette Jokes More Smurfette Jokes

Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles?

She's the only one with a blue box.

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

Can Jokes More Can Jokes

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.